LATEST PRESS RELEASE FROM THE DESK OF SMOKEY
RIGOROUS RECORDINGS: MELBOURNES DOPEST RAP LABEL.
SCOTT SKILLS: Has announced he is crafting a new release. Details are sketchy at this stage, but work has begun. It will certainly be at a level most toys could only dream of reaching.
SMOKE: There is a Smokey EP on the way. Containing some beats, remixes…and whatever else the fuck sounds fresh.
BIGS: Bigs is quitting the rap game and moving to a tiny fishing hut in Alaska…. where he will live on whatever he can catch or kill. He may eventually return to Melbourne.
TSHIRTS AND HOODIES: XL is pretty much all that is available right now. We will be getting some more stuff made soon (including some new designs) but at this moment that’s just how it is.
HERBZ: Rizo’s children had a cupcake stall going the other day. If you up in Sydney, buy some cupcakes and give Rizo money. Xen D is running an Online Casino in West Africa. Get their latest joint now.
KOZI: Kozi is breaking into your house and putting his feet up on your couch.
PLARKS: Pushing underground dopeness straight out of Adelaide, SA. Search Fbook for Plarks and Repeat Offenders Music.
aDD: New EP recorded and being mixed. Also seen taking your bitch out on a dinner date last Sunday evening.
PROPS: Last seen running from Protective Service Officers in South Yarra
FIZ: Back in Melbourne after ruining London.
ABER 1: Taken to court after refusing to settle on Tax Fraud charges. He is instructing his lawyers to appeal the appeal and sue the Australian Govt. for appealing the initial judgement. Any judgements against an appeal will result in the D.R.A and the A.T.O being summonsed by the R.C.H.S to answer an appeal process. The B.C.R.A Board is not impressed and the T.T.G agents will have a field day, but ABER1 don’t give a fuck about any of that.